Imagine you met someone who has never played a video game. Now imagine you had to explain a Mario game to them. In this silly post, I imagine the conversation would go a little something like this.
Me: Hey, so I played this awesome Mario game the other day. It’s brand new.
Stranger: Who’s Mario?
Me: He’s a plump Italian plumber with a bushy mustache, overalls and a red cap. The cap has an “M” on it. He also has a lanky brother named Luigi who also has a matching cap.
Stranger: Oh, so it’s some kind of plumbing simulator? How thrilling.
Me: Ha, no that’s hardly the case. See, Mario travels fictional worlds to save a princess from evil forces.
Stranger: Oh, cool, it sounds like a medieval legend. Is there a fire-breathing dragon?
Me: Well not quite. There’s an evil dragon-like creature named Bowser. He breathes fire too. Bowser also has a lot of evil henchmen who try to stop Mario.
Stranger: Are the henchmen dragons too, or magicians or knights or warlocks?
Me: Uh, among others, there are giant bullets, flying turtles, evil concrete blocks and toad-like brown creatures with permanent sneers and fangs.
Stranger: That sounds weird. Well, what’s the setting like? I mean what’s the world like?
Me: Well, sometimes you visit a magical Mushroom Kingdom full of giant mushrooms. You’ll even find people in that world wear mushrooms on their heads. Sometimes the mushrooms are painted in bright neon colours. And you can touch mushrooms to become invincible or grow bigger and stomp on every bad guy.
Stranger: All those rainbow coloured mushrooms makes the game sound very psychedelic. Far out man! Are the main characters high on drugs?
Me: Gee, ya know, I guess it does sound kind of psychedelic. I never thought about that before. But no—the main characters are not high on drugs.
Stranger: Oh, man, this conversation has given me the munchies something fierce.
Me: Well, see you around. Go check out the Mario games when you get a chance.
Video Games Nebula 
I’d imagine it’d go that way too 😀
Sounds psychedelic indeed!
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I know, right? I just noticed there were a couple of psychedelic elements in the game. Go figure.
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I don’t know about the drug thing. Mario is always eating mushrooms and had that stint as a rather questionable doctor.
It’s funny how explaining a game like Super Mario Bros. to an adult would be an odd conversation. Tell a kid ‘you’re a plumber who jumps on bad guys to rescue a princess from an evil turtle dragon’ and they’ll just dive into it with a smile. Then get annoyed that it isn’t an FPS. 😛
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Haha yeah I forgot about the doctor thing. That was pretty strange.
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The original game was Mario and Luigi smashing turtles in a sewer.
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And look how far they’ve come! Thanks for the comment. 🙂
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LOL I never really thought about how hard it would be to explain Mario before! I guess that’s just something that I assume everyone knows about. Another game that’s an interesting experience to explain is Kingdom Hearts, which becomes an even weirder experience when the person you’re explaining it to asks what weapons you use.
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Yeah, I made the explanation sillier than it had to be. That way people might laugh. Looks like I was successful :).
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