Imagine video game characters suddenly appear in our world. They still have all of their powers, talents and they look the same. But now they speak English, and they have something to say. Here’s what they told me when I bumped into them:
Pikachu: “Plug me in! I need to recharge.”
Bowser: “Get me a breath mint. I smell like burnt hair.”
Kirby: “Sorry I inhaled all your food. It was an accident; I swear.”
What did video game characters say to you?
Adam Jenson to a waiter: “I didn’t ask for this”
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Sounds about right.
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Link: “Let’s not eat at KFC. Harming chickens never ends well.”
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Lol so true!
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Captain Martin Walker: “Hey, let’s have a trip to Dubai, it will be fun!!!”*
Niko Bellic : “I told you we should’ve stayed in Eastern Europe. This ain’t no country for Slavic men”.
Seriously, most of my player characters would probably call me bloody bastard for all the suffering I’ve put them through. Not to mention that I would be scared to death if I met my evil PCs, like a certain child-slaughtering, slave-driving Chosen One from Fallout 2…
*Actually, since I picked up the True Ending, the Captain would rather pat me on the back and thank me for helping him discovering the beauty of life and eternal war. Beyond good and evil, indeed.
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Lol interesting perspective indeed! You got me thinking what my player characters would say to me if they could. I’m scared now too.
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Link: …Erm …”the bank”…?
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(while looking around at all my broken flower pots)
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He really needs to stop doing that; otherwise, he won’t be staying over at my place. I’ve spent a lot of time tending to my plants.
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Solid Snake: ‘?!’
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Ha! I wish WordPress allowed me to issue a top comment award for each post because you won handily. Well played.
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As long as Link leaves Navi behind, I’d actually enjoy having a chat with him.
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I agree!
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Toad: I’m sorry but your video game reference is in another post.
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I knew he would say that! And after all the trouble I went to…
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