Oh, you think the next big video game thing is virtual reality? Guess again, pal.
This new thing is completely wireless, completely disc-less and completely machine-free. We send you a spandex outfit. Yes, you become the video game character.
Try it on and try it out this Christmas!
I tried real life once. The graphics were lame and the NPCs were all jerks. I haven’t tried the spandex version yet though.
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I think my system needs to update before I’m ready to try the spandex version! But I heard it makes things much more entertaining.
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Oh, you’ve gotta try the spandex version. There’s no comparison.
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I still waiting for body augmentations and neural sockets, so we can just jack right into the matrix.
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Hmmmm that just be worth waiting for. That would probably be the next bigger thing in video games.
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Now I’m picturing running around town dressed as someone from Dragon Age, swinging a sword.
…please enjoy responsibly? haha
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Yes, please enjoy responsibly. Know your limit and play within it. 🙂
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Kinect…WITH SPANDEX!
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Uh oh! Hopefully Kinect won’t livestream my performance. I mean, I guess it would be cool if it made me a lot of money… Wait no!
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I hope the spandex game is easier than Dark Souls. I don’t think I would survive long otherwise.
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You and me both!
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I’m not against a real life Skyrim or Dragon Age :).
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Alright, I know who to call if the dragons come after me. 🙂
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Okay, but if you think I’m doing Contra, you can forget about it!
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What if you had infinite lives? Still no dice?
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Never!!
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lol
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