Princess Peach: “Okay everyone I’m calling this meeting to order. We’re here to discuss the new video game we want to develop.”
Nathan Drake: “I’ll be in charge of this journey. Now we’ll start by going to Tangiers to steal all the jewels before we look for the hidden treasure in South America.”
Lara Croft: “No, Nathan, we’re talking about making video games, not stealing. We don’t want to steal gamers’ money, we want to earn it. Let’s entertain ideas from the board.”
Master Chief: “We need to manufacture a new enemy; we need to fight aliens we haven’t seen before.”
Kratos: “I second that.”
Alan Wake: “I think the enemies should hide in the darkness and lunge at the hero with an axe. We should throw in an ineffective flashlight — just for fun.”
Gordon Freeman: [Waggles wrench in the air and makes swiping motion.]
Obligatory Zombie: “Brrrraaains!”
Princess Peach: “Okay, so we have wrench-wielding Alien Zombies who eat brains and hide in the darkness. But we can’t have both wrenches and axes; that would be an extravagance. Mario, you have the final word. What do you think?”
Mario: “Let’s a go! Wahoo!”
Video Games Nebula 
Cool. I would happily read an hour long transcription of one of these game development meetings with these characters haha
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Me too. This made me laughed.
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😀 Thank you! I’m doing something right.
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Nice. I’ll probably write more one day.
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Steal gamers money? I think Nathan has what it takes to develop games for EA.
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Lol
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Great post! I write fan fiction battles between 2 characters so this was a great read for me. Thank you for the entertaining post and have a great Tuesday!
-Luna 🙂
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So glad you liked it. 🙂 I’ve seen your writing and like it too.
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Thank you!
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You’re welcome 🙂
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Very interesting but I can’t help but notice there’s no Geralt of rivia
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He’s only in the premium DLC version of this post.
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And when is this available to buy
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