“As you can see, Mr. Pants, we’ve doubled down on making our business socially responsible.”
“I see. It’s very impressive. What’s going on at the corral down there?”
“Those are our free range consoles; we don’t keep them locked up in living rooms. They need fresh air and plenty of space to run properly.”
“Uh huh.”
“Yes siree, our consoles are all certified humane: we treat them with the greatest care.”
“What about the gamers?”
“That’s not part of our business model.”
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