“Hello everyone and welcome to another thrilling episode of ‘Behind the Video Game.’ I’m your host Chad Baker, and I like to interview the talent behind the video games you love. I also like to search out the unknown stories behind your favourite games. Tonight, I’m speaking to ‘generic zombie #099.’
But, hey folks, I’m gonna quit yappin’ so we can start the interview.”
The zombie’s exposed skull is dripping wet. A large chunk of brain falls from its head and splats on the ground.
Chad: “Oh, I think this belongs you.”
Chad picks up the chunk of brain and plops it back into the zombie’s hollow head.
Zombie: “Err” [grunts].
Chad: “So, tell me, how did you get started in this business? What was your big break?”
Chad: “Ha! Ok, not everyone likes to talk about their past. I get it.
I understand you appear in an upcoming game. Tell me about the work you’re doing on the new Left 4 Dead. How’s that going?”
Zombie: [Screeching and hissing].
Chad: “I see. Boy am I hungry! Let’s you and I get a bite to eat. That’ll help break the ice, and maybe make you feel a little more at home.”
Suddenly, the chain tying the zombie to his chair snaps. The undead monster lurches forward with an outstretched and rotten arm.
Chad: “Oh my! This interview is over. Tune in next week, folks, when we talk to a Goomba. In the meantime, run!”