Video games told me I could fly. I’ve been standing here all day on the balcony wearing feathers and nothing’s happened.
Video games told me I could run without getting tired, but I can’t run around a major metropolis for hours without losing my breath.
Video games told me I could save the world… Well, I’m working on that — one level at a time.
Wish me well as I beat my dastardly flu into submission. I will reply to all old comments soon.