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Gotta Get My Daily Dose of Video Games

Last night I realized I had no time to play video games. I realized this as a tear dripped down my cheek while I scrubbed filthy pots with a smelly sponge. Sure, my apartment has never looked cleaner, but my games have never been more neglected.

In a vain attempt to make time for video games, and also because I like writing lists, I decided to do something about my problem. I wrote down six ways to squeeze more games into my life. The list was and is a little half-baked: I wrote it while I was fading in and out of sleep one night.

  1. Take video games with me on my next undercover mission. I can’t discuss this further: it’s top secret.
  2. Play video games while making toast.
  3. Play video games while brushing my teeth.
  4. Play video games while tying my shoes.
  5. Play video games while juggling pots and pans.
  6. Play video games in the shower.    Update: This one was not a good idea. I tried it on Sunday afternoon. I don’t think my hair will grow back. I will be revising the appearance section of my dating profile.

 

 

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