You can now play video games with your thoughts.
No more need for controllers, a mouse, or motion control!
Just buy Brain Rot Inc.’s head implant, sit back and rot your brains while playing video games all day long.
Then you feel like a mindless, puddle drooling zombie.
Here’s how you can become zombie:
Let us drill a small hole in your skull. Trust us, you won’t feel a thing.*
We lodge our new brain implant into your head.**
Glue yourself to your couch and play our video games non-stop for several days.
Go forth and munch on brains. We recommend free range brains only.
- You will turn green over several months before you look like a mindless zombie. In the meantime, test subjects should refrain from eating loved ones.
- You are willing to lose several brain cells.
- You agree not to hold us responsible for the loss of your brain cells.
*Note: We’ll try to make sure you don’t feel anything, but we can’t make promises.
** You allow us to make a little room in your head, if necessary. Though we shouldn’t see too much if you’ve played our games for long enough.
(If you have no idea what I’m talking about, read my post, Move Over, Motion Control! Play Video Games with Your Thoughts)