When Video Game Characters Meet to Make a Video Game

Princess Peach: “Okay everyone I’m calling this meeting to order. We’re here to discuss the new video game we want to develop.”

Nathan Drake: “I’ll be in charge of this journey. Now we’ll start by going to Tangiers to steal all the jewels before we look for the hidden treasure in South America.”

Lara Croft: “No, Nathan, we’re talking about making video games, not stealing. We don’t want to steal gamers’ money, we want to earn it. Let’s entertain ideas from the board.”

Master Chief: “We need to manufacture a new enemy; we need to fight aliens we haven’t seen before.”

Kratos: “I second that.”

Alan Wake: “I think the enemies should hide in the darkness and lunge at the hero with an axe. We should throw in an ineffective flashlight — just for fun.”

Gordon Freeman: [Waggles wrench in the air and makes swiping motion.]

Obligatory Zombie: “Brrrraaains!”

Princess Peach: Okay, so we have wrench-wielding Alien Zombies who eat brains and hide in the darkness. But we can’t have both wrenches and axes; that would be an extravagance. Mario, you have the final word. What do you think?

Mario: “Let’s a go! Wahoo!”

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14 responses to “When Video Game Characters Meet to Make a Video Game

  1. Cool. I would happily read an hour long transcription of one of these game development meetings with these characters haha

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  2. Steal gamers money? I think Nathan has what it takes to develop games for EA.

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  3. Great post! I write fan fiction battles between 2 characters so this was a great read for me. Thank you for the entertaining post and have a great Tuesday!

    -Luna 🙂

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  4. Very interesting but I can’t help but notice there’s no Geralt of rivia

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