I’m in the plumbing business with Mario and Luigi; it’s my side gig.
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Me (3:oo pm):
Hey guys, I’m headin round the corner to get some coffee and donuts. You can unpack the tools, but don’t touch anything else until I get back. I gotta check out the problem before we start workin.
Me (3:10 pm):
Did you guys set up the tools? I’m about to head back.
Mario (3:11 pm):
Mama mia!
Me (3:11 pm):
What’s wrong???
Mario (3:12 pm):
Me (3:14 pm):
😲 You knuckleheads! Why I oughta… I left you alone for five minutes, told you not to do anything and now this happens. I thought you guys had like over twenty-five years of plumbing experience.
Luigi (3:15 pm):
No, no, no! Mama mia! Ohhh boy.
Me (3:16 pm):
You guys are making us into the Three Stooges here. Let’s hope we don’t wind up in front of a judge.
Mario (3:17 pm):
Wahoo! Let’s-a go!
Luigi (3:17 pm):
Okey dokey!
Me (3:18 pm):
Heyyyy I’m not going to take the fall for this! 😠You wise guys stay where you are. I’m coming.
Me (3:19 pm):
Oh how I wish I’d never got into this business with you. I should just stick with blogging.
Video Games Nebula 