Earth Boring
Video Games Are COOL!!!
“Dangnabbit! Those dang kids spray-painted their graffitis on my truck again.”
“Chuck, why don’t you just change the name?” asked Mindy.
“Ah, hell, I’m proud of what I do to the Earth.”
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### Intercepted alien transmission begins: ###
Earth boring
Video games cool
Hating school
Dearth of activities
[Snoring]
### Transmission ends. ###
Video Games Nebula 
### Further alien translation intercepted ###
Inhabitants of the planet extremely bizarre
No optimal course of action can be calculated
Message to the Galactic League sent
The planet is to be declared taboo level alpha plus
All galactic space vessels advised to avoid it at all costs
### Transcription ends ###
[heavily distorted recording of an inhuman voice screaming in terror]
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