Earth Boring
Video Games Are COOL!!!
“Dangnabbit! Those dang kids spray-painted their graffitis on my truck again.”
“Chuck, why don’t you just change the name?” asked Mindy.
“Ah, hell, I’m proud of what I do to the Earth.”
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### Intercepted alien transmission begins: ###
Earth boring
Video games cool
Hating school
Dearth of activities
[Snoring]
### Transmission ends. ###
Video Games Nebula 