Xbox Live Swearing Can Ruin Everyone’s Good Time

Xbox Live trash talker

Figure 1.1: The angry Xbox Live gamer

We’ve all heard Xbox Live swearing and trash talk.

You were probably a victim too.

Maybe you had hoped to unwind while playing games one day. You had your warm slippers on and, perhaps, a warm snifter of something to go with your cigar. Continue reading

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Five PC Video Games That I Want to Play

5 PC Video Games That I Want to PlayI really want to play these five PC video games:

1. Company of Heroes II

Why am I interested in a sequel if I never played the first game?

 

  • The first game is one of the finest gems in the strategy video game mine.
  • The series’ setting is WWII! You’d think I’d get sick of that war by now, but you’d be wrong.
  • Also, since it’s a strategy game, it reminds me vaguely of XCOM. Oh, XCOM, how I love thee.

I bet a lot is riding on this game for publisher THQ. They’re having some tough times over there.

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I Love Valve’s Steam and My New PC

Why I Love Valve's Steam and My New PCThe steam engine changed train travel forever. Valve’s Steam service has changed the way I play video games.

With Steam, you don’t need to buy hard copies of games: you can just download them. Even better, you can look forward to big sales on the service.

Besides sales, what’s important when I want to download games? It’s great games and reliable downloads that matter most.

Rest assured, I had a good time both downloading and playing Orcs Must Die. A strategy game, Orcs Must Die was my first Steam download. It offers you the thrilling opportunity to scald orcs with vats of green goo. Continue reading

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5 Video Games I’m Looking Forward to Playing

5 Video Games I'm Looking Forward to Playing

So many games

I can always think of five video games that I want to play. I run around frantically, like a chicken with its head cut off, trying to play them all.

I find myself dreaming about these games and longing for the day we’ll meet. I can see them flying through my bedroom window. Continue reading

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Team Fortress 2 Never Gets Old

TTeam Fortress 2 Never Gets Oldeam Fortress 2 is one of the best aging video games of all time.

After a year or two, most other games age poorly. That’s when the wrinkles, laugh lines and liver spots become obvious.

You might think those wrinkles sprung up out of nowhere one night. In fact, the sad truth is that those signs of aging were always there. The developers just covered up the fine lines with a smear of rouge known as fancy graphics. Continue reading

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PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale Wishlist

PlayStation All Stars Battle Royale Wish ListI want to share my PlayStation All Stars: Battle Royale (PS3) wish list with you.

“Who cares about that game,” I hear you say, “It’s just a Smash Bros. clone.”

It doesn’t bother me if Battle Royale is similar to Smash Bros. because… Continue reading

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Halo: Reach Jorge’s Death and Why I Like This Game

Halo: Reach Jorge's Death

I’ve got to tell you how I came to like Halo: Reach and Jorge’s death.

Keep in mind that there are spoilers ahead.

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Steam spewed out of my ears and my face turned beet red. I became incensed when my Xbox 360 got the three red rings and died last summer.

I vowed not to buy anything from Microsoft again. I refused to buy Halo: Reach when it came out in September 2010. “It’ll just be more of the same; that series doesn’t need more games,” I told myself.

But cracks started to appear in the fortress that was my resolve. And like a weak-willed addict, I just couldn’t fight the incessant cravings any more.

So I gave in and rented the game. Continue reading

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Sly Cooper 4 PS3: My Wish List

Sly Cooper 4 PS3

Sly Cooper is coming for your trash can.

I knew Sly Cooper 4 was coming to PS3. I could foresee it like a weather man predicting a bad storm. But I’d like to think that I’m one of the good weather men whose predictions are always right.

 Anyway, to prepare myself, I sat down and played through all three 3 games in the Sly Cooper Collection. I didn’t do it all at once and still had enough energy to write.

 So I put fingers to keys and started typing my impressions of each game. Then I put together a wish list of features that I hope will appear in Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time (Sly 4).

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Video Game Blogs Just Got Better

Video Game Blogs Just Got BetterOf course you like video games.

But do you like to read the same thing over and over from the same people?

Of course you don’t. Take a risk for once and try something different.

Video Game Commentary from Space

No, I’m not really an astronaut, but I do play one on TV. Kidding!

I’m a super dude who loves videos games. Hey, guess what? I also like stringing words together and using WordPress.

Read my blog to learn what games I’m playing, and, most importantly, why I like them. Then chime in with your own comments. Plus, I’ll have lots of easy-to-read, web friendly lists of cool stuff.

Writing these blog posts will also be fun for me. I mean, I’ll get to improve my writing and talk to the WordPress community about games. Thanks in advance.

Another Video Game Critic?

Looking for game reviews and the latest news? Sorry, I’m not going to compete with the big boys who dominate those areas.

Sit back, relax… And then get ready to blast off to a new nebula!

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